Boner, a passive millenial, spends his life doing absolutely nothing. Unexpectedly everything changes, when Boner’s single mother never comes back from the grocery store and consequently Boner starves on his keyboard. Neither Captain God or Sexy Legged Devil feel accountable for his soul, because he has never done anything good or bad. Unanimously they decide that Boner is to be swept under the earths grassy rug, where a wet dream of the Sexy Devil miraculously reincarnates him from eternal sleep. Routinely Boner stays in his grave scrolling his phone, until the battery dies and he is forced to dig himself out. Soon Boner finds himself on a quest to find a charger, make love with the Devil and obstruct God’s Judgement Day plans.
Bad To The Boner
